Hurricane Irene
What is your problem? Why do you think it’s okay to fuck with my move-in schedule? You crazy attention whore. You think it’s okay to put the state of New York into a state of emergency? Do you not want me to go to college? Are you jealous of the fabulous Jewish Deli in my residence hall? Bitch, because of your stupid temper tantrum, I’m going to have to leave my house at six in the morning on Monday and move in that same day instead of driving down at a reasonable time the day before move-in.
NEVER BEFORE HAVE I YELLED AT A HURRICANE LIKE THIS.
